Back in the olden days, 'do you want a cup of coffee' was the polite person's way of saying, 'wow, you're hot, let's go back to my place.' Essentially. Unless, as Eddie Izzard has made plain, it's the President of Burundi asking if you'd like a cup of coffee. In that case, he's probably just asking if you want some coffee.

Exactly! But watch out for Minion Number One. He's crafty and funny and makes good fried chicken. But you're worth more than a stack of waffles, Minion Number Two. Just keep that in mind.

Good girl. Star Wars tomorrow?

Done deal. I'll bring the popcorn.