1: For those of you to whom the quarry is not off-limits - consider it so until this rain stops. There was an erosion-influenced rockslide last night, and stuff's not quite stable around the edges. It's about a two-hundred foot drop and there's lots of hard stuff on that quarryside to bounce off of and make you go splat.

2: When the FBI comes to call, they do not need the good china.

3: Deliveries should start today for the new kitchen appliances and furniture that got all banged up from last week's events. If you're driving, don't park in front from noon until eight p.m.

4: For those of you who've been hunting deer, this is applicable. While on-grounds, there's an open-license standing with the county to allow you to hunt what's in season. See me if you need details on either hunting season specifics, or where the property boundaries end.

5: The big chair at the dining room table is, as you may have guessed, mine. Sit in it at your own risk, I'll likely arm-wrestle you for it if you try and snag it during meals.