http://x_beast.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-beast.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_journal2005-03-24 04:13 pm

General Announcement

As of tomorrow, Nathan will be allowed unrestricted visitation. Visits must be kept short, as he's still sleeping a great deal, but those who wish to see him can stop by without sneaking past the supervising doctors. Gifts are permitted, although he's not really eating as yet. He's currently immobilized - his spine was injured, for those who don't know - and there's a lot of medical equipment and things that go 'beep' in there with him. So no jostling, and keep touching to an absolute minimum. (Catseye, that means no getting on the bed just yet... you'll be able to a bit later, but not yet)

However, there is to be *no* arguing with him, riling him, or agitating him in any way. He must not be upset. Anyone who really can't help arguing with him is welcome to go outside and do it with an imaginary Nathan who isn't suffering from serious injuries.

Anyone failing to follow these guidelines will be risking Dismemberment by Angry Scotswoman. I'm just saying. *g*

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Whoo! Would it be okay if I stopped by, BB?
xp_daytripper: (witch)

[personal profile] xp_daytripper 2005-03-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone failing to follow these guidelines will be risking Dismemberment by Angry Scotswoman. I'm just saying. *g*

Not to mention all the horrible things I would do to you. No upsetting the broken Nate. And anyone who uses the words 'brain sprain' to him where I can hear will be hopping around looking for a handy princess with loose morals before you can blink.

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm all about the non-confrontational, BB.

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thought the frog spell only worked on Shape Changers...*grins* What? I'm just sayin'.
xp_daytripper: (Default)

[personal profile] xp_daytripper 2005-03-25 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone messes with Nate and I'll make it work on anyone else.

Just saying.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if you could just make people -think- that they were a frog, instead of actually turning them into a frog?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Dismemberment By Angry Scotswoman sounds like a really awesome band, if you ask me.

That's a good question.

[identity profile] x-empath.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I probably could do something like that. Take a lot of power, to play with someone's self-image like that.

But yeah, maybe.

Got no way to practice the idea, though. That sucks.

Manuel

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Opened by "Imaginary Nate." which sounds like a pretty good ska band name or something.

Is that anything like...

[identity profile] x-jetstream.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Four Dead German Tourists, from down Florida way?

Too bad their music sucked.

Haroun

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2005-03-25 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
For those of you who require an Imaginary Nathan to shout at, if someone could provide me with a photograph, I can make a life-sized one. It will be silent and unable to toss anyone in the lake, but it should suffice.