So in case anyone hasn't heard, things got a bit crazy at the art fair in District X today. A mutant named Ishmael got a bit out of control and accidentally brought all the paintings to life. He's down in the med lab now - not quite sure about his condition, have to ask the doctors about that - but everyone from the school that tagged along is alright - if not a little shaken and in need of about a dozen showers to wash all the paint and stuff off.

If you have any questions I'll be in the kitchen trying to write a report.