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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

12:01 on the dot.

Much love,
Paige

PS. Thanks other people. You know who you are.

Ah, there's nothing quite like the holiday spirit, is there? My favorite time of year, this.

Where did I put my Santa hat? A jaunty red stocking cap would be just the thing.

Alison, I can hear the Papa Smurf jokes already, my dear, and I must tell you that they aren't nearly so funny outside your head. ;) Although I may draft you girls for a matched set of blonde elves, later this month. A house full of mutants deserves a visit from a mutant Santa, don't you think?

The santa hat's been sitting on the spectrograph in the Physics lab since some time in June. Why you put it there I don't know, but I never bothered to move it.

Ah! Thank you, Kitty. I think I put it there when I was cleaning the lab, so I'd know where it was when December rolled around. Proof that cliches only become cliche when they happen far too often, I suppose. :)

You're welcome sir.

Moi in a Christmas Elf outfit? How can I resist the temptation! And I've already done the Fairy with an attitude thing for Halloween. What's a Santa's Elf after that, eh?

I'm in! :D

Hrm. Now that could be a fun costume to work out, too. Heh heh heh.

Wonderful. Now I just need to devise a beard.

And I might suggest that you not get too carried away with the costume unless you also somehow discover a way to make Paige blush red and green. 'Tis the season, after all. ;)

Well now. I'm just going to have to take that as a challenge, won't I? Maybe if I... heh. Heh heh heh!

Oh. This will be good.

*evil grin*

No. Whatever you are thinking, nonono. NO.

Why, Paige, don't you want to help bring joy to the hearts of our younger co-residents? Furry Blue Santa needs his faithful elves. :)

*would type something witty, but too busy falling off chair laughing*

When it undoubtedly involves something very short, very tight and/or very low, no.

I promise I'll restrain Alison's wilder impulses. After all, it's simply too cold at the North Pole to prance around in mesh and string, elven metabolism or not. And we must strive for verisimilitude.

Nothing more daring than your Halloween costume, I promise. Think of the children's faces, Paige, the happy little children's faces.

The daringness of that Halloween costume was really a one time sort of deal, but...

all right. So long as you promise.

I have, quite literally, flipped with joy. Ask Bobby.

My dear, you may consider yourself to have a champion in the lists of fashion, a paladin of the catwalk, a veritable Lancelot in the service of maidenly modesty.

Resistance is futile, my fellow elf.

Meh heh heh!

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