I've never witnessed the crazy fun that are these Star Wars movies, but even I know that the new ones are punished by death if spoken about or seen.

I'm not big on pop culture. Some people seem to think it's pathetic/endearing, but really, I just never expected something along the lines of, "Who is Luke's father?" or "What is the Orange Ninja Turtle's Name?" to come up in any of my classes.

I can Google them. That's good enough for me.

Hey, I know better than to get into a battle I can not win.

Whoa. And I thought I was a social leper.

Hey, I resemble that remark. ;-)

There's a joke I could make here that would be amazingly wrong, but Angie tends to have a brain spasm when I make sex jokes, so for her sake I will refrain. :)

Don't forget to tumble dry.

Now that's what I like to hear. Both halves. :)

Well, jokes of mine in particular, I meant. Brains destroyed is like extra points in the game of comedy.

See below. Am suddenly very much with you there. :)