The X-Project

I've been debriefed (which basically means sitting down with the Prof an Summers an answering a load of questions) an the Prof says its best if I tell you what happened yesterday. Since I'm "our resident expert on things occult". *rolls eyes* Just another way too give me homework, is the way I see it.

So. Yesterday. Short version, since I'm not up for typing overmuch since me headache decided too bring all its friends along an have a housewarming party.

Neither Warren or me was going mental - the place was being cased by a demon lord on the lookout for a sacrifice. Seems Yana fit the bill. He opened a portal, snatched her, and 'ported back. Only he didn't count on two things - LeBeau jumping in after him an the protection spell I put on the place last month.

The portal, an the power coming from whichever demon dimension Big An Ugly was from, were enough t' give me the power t' grab a rescue team an 'port them after. There was a fight, we got the kid back, but she got grabbed at the last minute an the portal closed an we thought we lost her. Then another portal opens, an out drops Yana, only she's not quite the same Yana any more.

You've got too understand, time's different between dimensions. So what was five minutes for us on this side was eight an a half years for Yana. Which explains why she's suddenly fifteen an a half. She's okay, a bit banged up, but nothing to serious. You want to know more, ask Rasputin, since he's been with her almost constant since we got back.

Everyone else is more or less okay, too. Remy's the worst - he was in that place on his own for a good while before we got there, an they did a bit of a number on him. Docs are working on him. Shiro picked up a nasty dose of demon poison, but that's been taken care of. Sarah got stabbed, but she's got that nifty healing factor an is up an about already. Lee has a nasty gash too her face. Jake's got a couple of cuts, nothing too worry about. Shinobi's suit is for the next world. We're all pretty much gunna be a bit stiff an sore for the next couple of days (except LeBeau, obviously).

You want the long version, give me a couple of days to stop seeing spots and having random nosebleeds.