Good news.

Jun. 1st, 2008 09:30 pm
[identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_journal
Everyone is back safe and relatively sound. The immediate threat has been dealt with, so you can consider the lockdown over. I don't feel it's appropriate to go into details about what happened in a public forum, but if anyone feels they need to know, they can come and speak to myself, Ororo, or the Professor. There is more that can be shared, it would just look... very odd, put down in black and white.

We appreciate your cooperation this weekend, as always.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, odd is a loaded word here. I mean "kidnapped by dinosaurs" and "Chamber of pork". SRSLY.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
One of these days, someone needs to establish a new 'weird shit' scale. Just for reference purposes.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Seriously, dude. I mean, my weird-o-meter doesn't even go OFF for some stuff anymore. It's like "Oh, the new kid lays eggs. OKAY!"

A, like, note - there is no new kid who lays eggs. It was hypothetical. Hypothetical kid, hypothetical eggs. I'm just sayin' it wouldn't make me blink.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
Comment from Moira (to whom I just read your comment over the phone): "THAT would complicate the birth control talk, would't it?"

Date: 2008-06-02 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
How glad is Doc Moira that Jay's a GUY? I mean, it totally keeps her from having to check for "do you lay eggs?"
Edited Date: 2008-06-02 02:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-06-02 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
I would ask her if there's such a thing as a hermaphroditic avian mutant, but it's very late over there, and I'm not sure I want to know the answer anyway.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
So now it's a hypothetical hermaphroditic avian mutation?

Yeah, I'm not sure which one of us she'd come over here and hit either. You for asking or me for starting it.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
Hypothetical hermaphroditic hawk-like human.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
...

... do you have a concussion again!?

Date: 2008-06-02 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
Not that I'm aware of. It's just very quiet down here in the boathouse.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Considering that most of my job description, other than the generic "IT monkey" stuff, consists of actively going LOOKING for said 'weird shit', I think it's going to be pretty skewed to the far end of the bell curve.

Just sayin.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Well, _I_ have a categorization system for the stuff I find.

"Covered in bees" gets its own separate little box far away from everything else. *shudder*

Date: 2008-06-02 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Not everything is about your bee phobia.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Well, yes. Some things involve giant Russian flesh computers.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Do I need to make post-its for you like Mark has for the things not to talk about?

Date: 2008-06-02 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Under no circumstances.

I had a trauma.

Date: 2008-06-02 03:15 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (biting my tongue)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Doug likes his Nazis the way he likes his coffee. In no way covered in bees.

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