The X-Project

Minion Number One, meet Minion Number Two. This makes you like siblings.

From:

I think that makes us like step-siblings. She was my backup waffle girlfriend before you married into the family.

From:

You'd better not get handsy with Minion Number Two, that's all I'm saying.

From:

Who said anything about handsy? I said waffles. As in the food. It's not a euphemism.

From:

You act so innocent. But I'm the benevolent overlord, remember? I know the inner workings of your mind. Also, I was 21 once. I'm pretty sure I know what waffles-the-food means - same thing 'a cup of coffee' used to mean.

From:

A cup of coffee means more than maybe risking the wrong thing from a possibly sentient coffee machine?

From:

Back in the olden days, 'do you want a cup of coffee' was the polite person's way of saying, 'wow, you're hot, let's go back to my place.' Essentially. Unless, as Eddie Izzard has made plain, it's the President of Burundi asking if you'd like a cup of coffee. In that case, he's probably just asking if you want some coffee.

From:

Oh, okay.

Right, because then you've sort of accidentally caused some kind of an international incident. All because he was craving caffeine.

From:

Exactly! But watch out for Minion Number One. He's crafty and funny and makes good fried chicken. But you're worth more than a stack of waffles, Minion Number Two. Just keep that in mind.

From:

And he knows the best waffle places in town.

Oh, I'm sure I'll remember that, don't worry.

From:

Good girl. Star Wars tomorrow?

From:

I'd love that. I'll meet you at the couch!

From:

Done deal. I'll bring the popcorn.

From:

Dear, BO, sometimes waffles are just waffles. And sometimes cute girls have siblings who would kill you so could you stop trying to imply Kurt and Amanda should be threatening me? Kthxbai.

From:

Dear MN1,

Death by sibling is an honorable way to go.

Best,
BO

From:

Dear BO, not if I don't deserve it!

From:

You might deserve it, but as your BO, it's my job to die before you. I'm a traditionalist that way.

From:

That mean you'll stop trying to get me killed Oh BO w/Healing Factor?

From:

I'm pretty much never going to stop pointing out the instances where you're bringing girls to the yard, MN1.

From:

MN2 isn't in the yard dude. She's like across the street and down the block.

Edited Date: 2011-03-11 09:27 pm (UTC)

From:

Right, but you're bringing her to the yard. She hasn't been brought yet. That's the whole point of me going, "You're bringing her to the yard."

From:

But I'm not.

Can we stop having this conversation in public before you get me in trouble?

From: